Tuesday 17 December 2013

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100+ Funny New Year Resolutions Facebook Status 2014

Posted: 17 Dec 2013 07:42 AM PST

100+ Funny New Year Resolutions Facebook Status 2014Hello friends New Year 2014 is near now and today i am posting some fresh and unique funny new year resolutions Facebook Status ideas which will makes your friends to laugh.

I think New Year resolution is bound to be broken. This is the reason, why most of the New Year resolutions are considered funny.So choose one status from below as your Facebook Status.



  1. For my new year's resolution I will take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking – it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs 
  2. For my new year's resolution I will Stop ignoring the auto-correct. 
  3. For my new year's resolution I will deactivate my twitter and facebook account for the whole year.
  4. For my new year's resolution I will Maybe take this whole zombie-"Twilight" thing a little less seriously.
  5. For my new year's resolution, I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
  6. For my new year's resolution I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I'm not in them
  7. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
  8. For my new year's resolution I will Take time to read.
  9. For my new year's resolution I will Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day buck naked.
  10. For my new year's resolution I will Not pass on more than one email forward each day, unless they are really good
  11. For my new year's resolution I will Stop asking Siri on my Apple iPhone 4s dumb questions
  12. For my new year's resolution I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports
  13. For my new year's resolution I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
  14. For my new year's resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
  15. For my new year's resolution I will think of a password other than "password"
  16. For my new year's resolution I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing
  17. For my new year's resolution I will Buy myself a Micro pig
  18. For my new year's resolution I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
  19. For my new year's resolution I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses
  20. For my new year's resolution I will Chat more over phone / Internet.
  21. For my new year's resolution I will Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
  22. For my new year's resolution I will stop using Facebook as the primary communication method with my wife & kids
  23. For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL
  24. For my new year's resolution I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
  25. For my new year's resolution I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
  26. For my new year's resolution I will Start a blog about how I would write more often if I had something important to write. Only make one blog entry and leave it published for years
  27. For my new year's resolution I will Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials.
  28. For my new year's resolution I will Stop buttering my doughnuts.
  29. For my new year's resolution I will Eat more fruit... snacks.
  30. For my new year's resolution I will Rethink the wedding budget.
  31. For my new year's resolution I will Ask my mom to explain how Facebook works.
  32. For my new year's resolution I will only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable
  33. For my new year's resolution I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
  34. For my new year's resolution I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
  35. For my new year's resolution I will cut my hair.
  36. For my new year's resolution I will Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
  37. For my new year's resolution I will Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes.
  38. For my new year's resolution I will Watch more movie remakes.
  39. For my new year's resolution I will Set an attainable athletic goal, like running a 5 or 10km.
  40. For my new year's resolution I will Embrace your personal style and beauty.
  41. For my new year's resolution I will Only eat white snow.
  42. For my new year's resolution I will do less laundry and use more deodorant
  43. For my new year's resolution I will grow my hair.
  44. For my new year's resolution I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
  45. For my new year's resolution I will Lose weight by hiding it someone you'll never find it.
  46. For my new year's resolution I will Lose weight by living on the moon.
  47. For my new year's resolution I will Talk with a robot voice all the time.
  48. For my new year's resolution I will Check my work e-mail account at least once this year.
  49. For my new year's resolution I will stop sending e-mails to my wife/husband.
  50. For my new year's resolution I will work with neglected children. (my own)
  51. For my new year's resolution I will not reply, When I hear a funny joke.
  52. For my new year's resolution I will give up masturbating.I might need a helping hand though.
  53. For my new year's resolution I will Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.
  54. For my new year's resolution I will stop saying 'Secretest out!' after I ejaculate.
  55. For my new year's resolution I will never allow myself to get drunk during parties.
  56. For my new year's resolution I would completely abstain from coffee and chocolate.
  57. For my new year's resolution I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
  58. For my new year's resolution I will stop exercising, because it is such a waste of time.
  59. For my new year's resolution I will Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.
  60. For my new year's resolution I will never look at beautiful women again.
  61. For my new year's resolution I will not spend a cent on unnecessary things.
  62. For my new year's resolution I will not sit at the computer all the time. I will try to stand while I type for at least thirty minutes a day.
  63. For my new year's resolution I Don't blame the dryer for my shirts not fitting. I'm not taking away the possibility that the dryer shrunk my shirts, but it might have more to do with the 40 pounds I put on. Just maybe.
  64. For my new year's resolution I will not gain any more weight. Losing weight is such a hard goal, so I figured why not make it easier. First maintain weight, then figure out a way to lose it.
  65. For my new year's resolution I will Stop licking frozen flag poles.
  66. For my new year's resolution I will Stop making resolutions about weight.
  67. For my new year's resolution I will quit smoking.
  68. For my new year's resolution I will never buy expensive bags again.
  69. For my new year's resolution I will be smarter than a two-year-old. Forget being smarter than a 5th grader; I just need to be smarter than my two-year-old son. As a divorced father, that kind of just figures things out as he goes, sometimes I think he knows more about things than I do. Like which side is the front of the pull-ups and which side is the back. I get it right, but I can swear he laughs at how I have to look at it for a second first. :O).
  70. For my new year's resolution I will Stop setting three alarms on my phone, just so I can turn the volume off after the first one.
  71. For my new year's resolution I will Stop drinking water instead of pop just so I can eat a sweet snack after dinner. Seriously, just drink the Pepsi and get the sugar craving over with.
  72. For my new year's resolution I will never eat a medicine just because it looks like candy.
  73. For my new year's resolution I will never again eat a jack fruit before going to a public function.
  74. For my new year's resolution I will not tell the same story at every get together.
  75. For my new year's resolution I will Get enough sleep.
  76. For my new year's resolution I will Take charge of your own financial life.
  77. For my new year's resolution I will Sing a song at the top of your lungs at least once a week.
  78. For my new year's resolution I will not congratulate any woman on their pregnancy unless I am sure she is pregnant and not fat.
  79. For my new year's resolution I will never love again.
  80. For my new year's resolution I will lose 50 pounds in one month.
  81. For my new year's resolution I will Read at least one book each month.
  82. For my new year's resolution I will Keep a notepad of awesome moments.
  83. For my new year's resolution I will make a new start on old habits.
  84. For my new year's resolution I will Stop repeating myself.
  85. For my new year's resolution I will Read something this year other than the comics.
  86. For my new year's resolution I will Stop leaving my dirty gym socks.
  87. For my new year's resolution I will Read those books I bought 5 years ago.
  88. For my new year's resolution I will Quit making those SAME excuses.
  89. For my new year's resolution I will Be more decisive.
  90. For my new year's resolution I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
  91. For my new year's resolution I will Eat, drink, learn or try something new.
  92. For my new year's resolution I will exercise daily and never will I eat junk food again.
  93. For my new year's resolution I will Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.  
  94. For my new year's resolution I will do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2013.
  95. For my new year's resolution I will not make any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
  96. For my new year's resolution I will Get dressed before noon...or at the very least, before the video conferencing call with my boss.
  97. For my new year's resolution I will Not talk on my cell phone while in the bathroom doing.
  98. For my new year's resolution I will Try and drive at or under the speed limit.
  99. For my new year's resolution I will Keep my opinions to myself.
  100. For my new year's resolution I will Get two friends to START smoking.
  101. For my new year's resolution I will Wear something.

60 Things You Can Do With Your New And Old Android Device

Posted: 16 Dec 2013 10:14 PM PST

Today's article is about one of the most important question whose answer is search by lots of users who've got their new Android Smartphone and Tablet. So if you're the one who's looking for answer to the same question, then we recommend you must check this opinion piece covered by us.

Congratulation you've got your New Android Smartphone. Android Mobile and Tablets are one of the most versatile gadgets which you can buy in this century. And if you've gone through the initial setup and now you're confused that what new can do with your shiny new portable device, and then here are few things which you might love to do.

In this article we intend to share with you a list of things you can do with your new and old android device, but that doesn't mean you're forced us to follow these things. And it's true that these entire things will definitely enhance your Android Smartphone experience. So without further ado, why don't you just go ahead and do them.

If you want to use your device as dedicated device

1. In-car music player

2. In-car GPS

3. Dashcam

4. Bedside alarm clock

5. Gaming emulator for NES/N64 etc

6. ebook reader (nice for older relatives)

7. Pandora player

8. home automation remote

9. Skype-only phone

10. Kitchen recipe library

11. Portable MP3/audiobook player

12. Internet radio

13. Garage/workshop radio

14. PC/media center remote

15. IP webcam

16. Torrent box

17. Media server

18. FTP server

19. Wifi hotspot w/adblock

20. Bathroom-only device

21. Sweatproofed gym-only device

22. Pr0n-only device

23. GPS tracker

24. Digital Photo Frame

25. Calender and To Do List

26. Use it for kitchen Helps

27. Take advantage of Android for Home Automation

28. Video/audio baby monitor

29. White noise/sleepy baby snoozy sounds

30. Video for kids, esp. in cars w/headphones

31. Gaming for kids

32. Play Starcraft

33. Install Cyanogen Mod

34. Take it apart

35. Record from the cockpit of an RC plane

36. Test out Market apps before clogging up your main phone with them

37. Keep it around just in case something happens to your new phone

38. Run Weather Station

39. Run Mac OS X 7

40. Start Mining BitCoins

41. Get Rid of Bloatware

42. Install Custom Roms

43. Use as Controller to Play Game

44. Overlock Your CPU

45. Use Wi-Fi Hotspot for free

46. Record Screen of Videos

47. Easily Backup Everything

48. Run as Web Server

49. Program App on Android

50. Serve as Pedometer

51. Act as Security Camera

52. Connect to USB Flash Drives

53. Use as Mouse of Keyboard

54. Turn as Mouse or Touchpad

55. Turn into FM Radio

56. Install Desktop Linux

57. Trade it in for a discount on a new phone (Best Buy/Target etc)

58. Pass it on to a family member or friend

59. Donate it to an app developer

60. Donate it to charity

So this is an amazing opinion piece which is written after checking the old reddit thread and some amazing article from big blogs like CNET, Lifehacker, PC World, Digital Trends, Tomshardware and other.

Try these things on your Android device and let us know whether you really liked it or not. Also you can share us things which you are already doing on your Smartphone and is missed in our opinion piece.

About Guest Post Writer:Viney Dhiman is Owner and Editor of Nerd's Magazine where he cover article on Android, Accessories, Apple, Blackberry, Games, Linux, Internet Tips, Social Media, Softwares, SEO, Windows and WordPress, Blogger & Geek. In free time he loves to listen music, playing games and explore
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